made me do this shit. Bastard. I'll end you.0. This Pokémon is you.
Oh hey, Electric doge. I remember you. I'm cool with this.
1. This Pokémon is your best friend:
...Do I actually have to talk to it? Or...Be around it? I have a feeling this pokemon smells REALLY bad.
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:
THAT WON'T BE HARD TO DO. PROMOTION HERE I COME.
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:
I feel like he'd run around smashing all the beakers in the science lab. Or get high in the corner. Probably both5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:
Great. Demon human soul pokemon. This will be awkward.
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend:
WOW. I'm N now, am I? I mean. Zekrom his his boyfriend. Right?
7. This Pokémon is your ex:
...Okay, Yeah. Zekrom is a huge improvement on that one.
8. This Pokémon stalks your every waking moment:
OKAY. CAN I JUST CUDDLE HIM? KUNG FU BADASS PANDA IS BEST PANDA.
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:
Well then. As long as I don't have to lick him, cause. I'm pretty sure that'd kill me.
10. This Pokémon ate all your cake:
OKAY. THE CAKE IS YOURS. AND MY WALLET? OKAY. YEP.
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in bed last night:
...Udders. Need i say more?
12. This Pokémon punched your mom:
WOW. OKAY. THAT WOULDN'T HAVE DONE MUCH.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to steal your shoes:
Little ice monster likes feet? Okay. I don't judge. I mean, I do judge...But.
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:
Naw....Thats actually sad. Thats actually cute. :c Poor thing </3
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:
Pokemon Bara king? Pokemon Bara king. <3
16. This Pokémon reads you bedtime stories:
Thrilling, ice based storys. Chills you to the soul, literally.
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:
ELECTRIC DOGE CAT?!? ELECTRIC DOGE CAT!!!
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:
I don't want a bug in my mouth. Time to find a new dentist!
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every night:
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:
Accurate. and cute. He can stay. c:
21. This Pokémon plays with you in an alternate universe:
FIRE PIGGY. PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY.
22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:
YES. CROCO BAB. I'm safe as fuck mang.
23. This Pokémon wants to draw with you:
I won't ask how he draws, just. Yes.
24. This Pokémon is the first you will encounter:
Ew. Shroom bug.
25. This Pokémon will come take care of you when you can't:
Hmm...Atleast he'll protect me? I don't think he'll be able to feed me or anything else.
26. This Pokémon will be the cause of your death:
...What did I do. Trip over it off a cliff?
27. This Pokémon loves to steal your hats:
DID SOMEBODY SAY POKEMON HAT PARTY? CAUSE I THINK I HEARD POKEMON HAT PARTY.
28. This Pokémon always borrows money from you:
Probably because I can't handle its cuteness.
29. This Pokémon loves to play video games with you:
DINO BUTT. I'D LOVE TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES WITH DINO BUTT WHILE GETTING DINO CUDDLES ; 3 ;
30. This Pokémon is in charge of tagging people:
Well...Nobodys getting tagged then, lazy shit.